Polaris Challenge

Narooma, NSW, Australia, March 10-11, 2001

Results    Reports

The Australian edition of the Polaris Challenge is an annual event, and this year took place on the south coast of New South Wales. Over two days, riders in two-person teams have to navigate between a number of checkpoints spread over a wide area. Checkpoints are worth points, with the score for each one depending on its distance and the difficulty of finding it and getting to it. Each team chooses its own route, aiming to maximise the points it gains and still return to the overnight base within the time limit. There are swingeing points penalties for being late. Each team must also carry enough camping and survival gear for two days in the wilderness.

The Polaris format therefore combines many aspects of mountain biking: fitness, endurance, navigation and outdoor skills. It's also uniquely accessible: you choose your own route and can therefore take the event as seriously as you like. For many participants it's a tremendous weekend of social mountain biking, while for hardcore endurance riders it's the ultimate test of their mountain biking abilities.

Over the next few days, as riders recover from their exertions, and find the energy to put fingers to keyboard, we'll be running their tales of the event here.

We kick off with the organiser's offical report, then an account from Jim Trail. Jim's day job is as sports reporter for Australian youth radio network Triple J, and we're very pleased to welcome him to Cyclingnews.

Tim Wardrop's story is solid evidence that you can turn up to a Polaris with none of your equipment, still have a go and win a prize for your gormlessness.

It's always great to get details of a win straight from the source, so we're feeling very smug about having a full account of the weekend from David Baldwin, one half of the overall winning team.

Also winners, by the very thinnest of margins, were veteran bothers Roger and Richard Bourne. They've come close to the overall win in the past, but weren't as fit this year and suffered as a result, as Roger's story tells.

Reports

Organiser's report - get to the points
Trail's Tale
Tim's (almost) total f**k-up
A Winner's Tale
Vet Treatment

Get To The Points!

2001 Polaris MTB Challenge Wrap Up

By Huw Kingston, Wild Horizons

On Monday morning, Casey's Cafe in Narooma on the NSW south coast, was full of Polaris competitors tucking into big brekkies and staring out at the rain that was lashing down. Rain that reminded them of the 2000 event. The summit of Mt Dromedary was lost in the clouds. How lucky they were. For the first Polaris down on the coast the organizers wanted 'beach weather' and the mountain biking gods smiled down us. The locals even organized a pod of dolphins to surf just out from the finish line on Sunday!

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Wayne Morris canoing to checkpoint 14
Photo: © Kevin Grimmer
After the various dramas last year this one went off without any major hitches with 250 teams of two riders competing. There was only one injury that we're aware of - a dislocated shoulder early Saturday morning. The water was used as a central feature of the event: canoeing to Control 14 was popular; watching hordes wading out to the island Control 5 was fun; and the riding out to controls on headlands and beaches inspired many. Finally hundreds of tired, sweaty bodies took advantage of the warm waters of the Tuross River at the overnight camp.

40 teams took the Mt Dromedary challenge, climbing 800metres for 120 points. Some blew their weekend by that choice but seemed to care little. Only two teams went to Jeffers Trig, and strangely enough they were placed 1st and 2nd in the event. Dave Baldwin/Adrian Sheppard from Canberra had a 50 point lead on Saturday night which finished as a 30 point margin of victory to claim the 2001 Polaris Challenge title over Simon Tilley/Luis Severino, also from Canberra. So a new winner of the trophy was crowned. The Bourne brothers, Richard and Roger, just stole the Veterans title by one point over David Hill/Chris Waring. In the Mixed, the visiting poms again showed their strength with Sophie Bowtell/Nick Wood clear winners over Helen Jeffs/Shane O'Brien. Sophie was also the highest placed women in the field.

On Saturday night Mel Mcintyre/Gaye Camm found themselves pushed for the first time in five events with Penny Maher/Robyn Simionato a mere 10 points behind by dint of the fact they'd taken the Mt Dromedary risk and it had paid off. However, perhaps it took a bit too much out of them as Mel and Gaye pulled away on Sunday to record a fifth straight win. In third place, showing you can be serious and crazy at the same time were the lingerie and sequin clad team (loved the sequin snake stoppers!) of Marea England/Dolores Callinan (aka The Babes in the Wood).

Of five teams in the Under 21s, three had members from the Hoye family. The Marshman brothers trumped them all to win the category. Finally the arthritic, stooped-over-the bars Super Vets category was again won by the father and son team of Guido Simionato/Roger Simionato with a strong lead over Kevin Williams/John Scown.

And what about the unicyclists? Gabor Holmik/Joel Penson scored 130 points and finished in 173rd position out of 245 teams entered. Mind boggling just to watch them!

Finally, spare a thought for those entrants in the March UK Polaris Challenge which has had to be postponed due to the Foot and Mouth disease outbreak!

The Winning Route

David Baldwin/Adrian Sheppard did the following:
Saturday - Controls 4, 28, 5, 6, 13, 14, 23, 21, 22, 20, 31, 18, 16: 360 points, 91km
Sunday - Controls 16, 17, 18, 31, 21, 23: 210 points, 67km
Total Points: 545
Total Distance: 158km

Total included 25 penalty points for being late on Sunday due to two punctures and a broken rear derailleur cable!

Overall Winners Of The 2001 Polaris Challenge Trophy: David Baldwin/Adrian Sheppard

Category Winners

Men
1 David Baldwin/Adrian Sheppard
2 Simon Tilley/Luis Severino
3 Gwyn Taverner-Smith/Ken Wilyman

Women
1 Mel McIntyre/Gaye Camm
2 Robyn Simionato/Penny Maher
3 Marea England/Dolores Callinan

Mixed
1 Sophie Bowtell/Nick Wood
2 Shane O'Brien/Helen Jeffs
3Kevin Morton/Christina Robinson

Under 21s
1 Peter Marshman/Bryan Marshman
2 Chris Hoye/Nick Hoye
3 Jonathon Hoye/James Roth

Veterans
1 Roger Bourne/Richard Bourne
2 David Hill/Chris Waring
3 Glen Morrell/Keith Wiencke

Super Veterans
1 Roger Simionato/Guido Simionato
2 Kevin Williams
3 Meredith Ervin/John Ervin

For details of next year's Australian Polaris contact Huw Kingston on huw@polarismtb.com.au or phone 02 4883 6509

Trail's Tale

by Jim Trail (Team Trail/Mee, 33rd overall)

After a week of planning like mad and collecting all the necessary bits and pieces, Mikey and Steve picked me up on Friday and we hit the coast.

I've wanted to do the Polaris Mountain Bike Challenge, a 2 day orienteering/MTB event for a few years now, but working weekends complicated that a bit. It wasn't till the announcement that this years event would be around Narooma that I really got itchy and hooked up with Steve as a partner.

We rolled into the Dalmeny camp-site around 4pm Friday, and set up camp, registered, caught up with buddies and marked our map. The map is distributed when the venue is announced, only two weeks before the event so no-one can pick up too much local knowledge. Then, the evening before the start, grid references for the 33 control points are released. We translate the six-figure coordinates to a position on the map. Now we know where on the 500 square kilometer map we might be going over the next two days..

Next, a brief what-if session. Not too conclusive, because we still don't know the location of the Saturday night camp, and that has a big influence on route choice.

To bed, to sleep. Then up and messing around making sure we've packed all the vital bits of compulsory equipment. You're required to carry enough gear to be able to survive a night in the bush under potentially crappy conditions.if your bike craps out, or you get injured. Or lost. Tent, sleeping bags, warm and waterproof clothes, food, first aid kit, stove, whistle, compass, and so on.

Teams start in groups from 8am, with 50-odd riders going off at 10 minute gaps. Steve and I are given a 9.10 start time. Our Saturday finish time is seven hours later, ten past four. After that, we start losing points. Up the hill and around the corner to the give-out point, where we receive the location of the camp and the values of the controls. An easy control, like just down the road from the event centre, might be worth 10 points. A hard one, like the control on top of 800m Mt Dromedary, 120.

So a quick roadside plan and into the saddle. Neither Steve nor I had done anything like this before, so we erred on the cautious side on day one. We hit some of the easy 10 point controls around Dalmeny, then inland and climb to a lookout behind Narooma, 20 points. Into Narooma, and a control on an island you had to wade 100m to. Then up to a local café, also a control, where we ate lunch - the food we carried - we had no idea we'd go anywhere near shops.

 
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Canoing to checkpoint 14 was popular
Photo: © Wayne Morris

Feeling good, we stuck to our plan and looped southwest to pick up another 20, before heading for a long climb over a ridge to the overnight camp. After what was to be our final stop, a canoe out to a control in the middle of an inlet worth 30, we had another look at the map and decided if we climbed the ridge well, we may have a chance at an extra 40 points.

At the top of the ridge it was looking good, so we started the 8km out-and-back. Bottom of another valley.struggle along a creek-bed, punch our control card.then CRAMP!!! Uh oh, back on the bike gingerly.and fortunately it passes. I guess that after 6 hours in the saddle my body was happiest riding, not scrambling along dense creek beds, hauling bikes! I didn't see it, but I picked up a passenger for a while in there: a nice juicy leech.

Back up the ridge, down a screaming descent, and into camp at 4pm, with 10 minutes to spare. Time on the bike: 6.50. 60km. And 170 points to our names.

 
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The overnight campsite
Photo: © Wayne Morris
Set up camp. Lie in the river. Eat as much food as possible (cause you don't want to carry it out again). Drink (water and beer, the VRA has a drink trailer). There's a foot-race down the river bed.but I can only think of the other kind of bed. To sleep.

Same again on Sunday. Up, pack and roll out at 9.10. We grab today's give-out. The point values are different on Sunday, only a 5-hour day. We plan a nice loop, then ditch it in favor of an 80 pointer on a 411m mountain-top! Up we climb.not too hard, but far from easy. Scream back down to the river for a bonus 40 points, then stick to the river flat for an easy 9km. Another bastard climb - and along to a decision point.

If we do an out-and-back from here, it's 30 points, but we've only an hour and half and we're still a fair way from the coast. We'd be cutting it fine, but for 30 points we can suck up some late penalties. We did it, and made two mistakes.

The first was not checking the entirety of our remaining route (it was longer than we thought). The second, being wrong about the penalties.

Dash along a ridge, punch the card, take a shortcut with a 300m ugly climb, pushing the bikes. An hour to go. Head down, bum up. The quickest way back takes us through 2 more controls - 30 more points. We have 200 for Sunday!!! But as the five hour mark ticks over, we're still about 10km from camp.

We hit the highway, tuck in (to a head wind, of course) and hurt. 18 minutes later we cross the line, the marshals do a random equipment check, and we're done. Time of 5.18, 66km and 200 points.corrected with penalties - only 145!!!!

You lose 1 point for each minute you're late, up to 10 minutes, then FIVE points per minute up to 20 minutes (I thought it was only 2 for 11-20). Worse, the free feed the organisers laid on finished before we did!

So we went easy on Saturday, doddled a bit at times, then much harder on Sunday, and over-cooked it. Ah well, it's all about lessons. At least the weather held, and we totaled a respectable 315 (The overall winners scored 360 on Saturday alone, with a total somewhere over 600) 126km, 12 hours of riding, carrying about 12kg of gear each.

A nice bonus, we scored booty for coming second in the "team-of teams" category.that is the cumulative score of three teams, entered as a team-of-teams.

Tim's (almost) total f**k-up

by Tim Wardrop, (Team Wardrop/Shimell, 90th overall)

[Tim Wardrop was awarded one of the Polaris' tongue-in-cheek 'specia'l prizes, for harassing his partner all week about making sure she had her stuff, then forgetting all of his. This is his side of the story, and contains some of the sort of fruity language people tend to use when they realise they've driven five hours without vital equipment. — Ed]

Through the week I had been trying to organise the team gear with Lainie. On Sunday she had dropped her bike around to me for a bit of maintenance, but she was feeling unwell at the time so couldn't stay. I said something like that we should talk some time during the week about the stuff to take. On Monday she phoned to say that she couldn't go to frisbee that night because she was still sick, and when I brought the organisation up she suggested that we meet on Tuesday to do Polaris stuff. On Tuesday I was stuck at uni doing solar car team stuff, and so called to say that I couldn't make it. Then on Wednesday we finally had a chance to talk about it and sort things out. Lainie was pissed off with me because she thought I couldn't let it drop, and I was pissed off with her because I thought she was making it as difficult as possible to talk for 5 minutes about our gear. I'm not sure who it was that Lainie complained to about this, but somehow this made it back to Huw that I had been hassling her all week (along with the mistaken impression that the two of us are going out, which has never been the case).

Anyway, on Friday I left uni a bit early to pack my stuff for the weekend - being as organised as I am (not) I had left it to the last minute. I knew that I had all of the stuff, I just didn't have it together. Because I wanted to sleep in a bit longer on Saturday, I packed my gear for the event separately, ready to go for the morning, with a few clothes and sleeping bag and other stuff for the Friday night camp. I also had a couple of things for Lainie to take - a couple of tubes and a patch kit, a whistle, and the team's 1st aid kit - and the map with pens and contact for marking up on Friday. I put the bikes on the roof, chucked the gear in the car and met Lainie at her work. When she had finished working and shutting up the shop, we headed down to Dalmeny, arriving at about 11 o'clock. We registered, marked the map and covered it in contact, then settled in for an uncomfortable sleep in the car. The back of a Laser wasn't quite big enough for me, nor was the front for Lainie.

On Saturday we woke bright and early. Much stuffing around ensued as we got the bikes off the car and reassembled, and then came the awful realisation that I couldn't find my bag, just an hour before our start time! A frantic search revealed that I had completely fucked up and left my bag at home, sitting in my room. After a moment of despair, we began to think about how we could get away with this. I grabbed the green info sheets to check just what we needed to get together to be able to pass the gear check.

I had a backpack with my Friday night gear in it, so that was fine. The tent had been packed on my seatpost rack already, so I had that, but not the poles. Lainie had brought her boyfriend's tent for Friday night, which was exactly the same as my own, so we just took the poles from that. The maps were also separate from my other gear because they had to be marked on Friday, and the we also had the 1st aid kit for Lainie to take. That went into my bag. We split the tubes and puncture kit in half, and luckily I had left my roadie pump in the car from the previous week. I had my dodgy sleeping bag for Friday night. There was my sister's short Drizabone which is left permanently in the car, so that went in too. I had a heavy fleece for Friday, as well as a Petzl torch. A terry towelling hat was the closest to a warm hat that I had, and I also had the spare whistle.

This left us without a stove, my food, and my compass. I also didn't have any thermals, or a change of cycling clothes, so I hoped it wouldn't be cold and wet. We also didn't have any tools other than patch kit and tyre levers, so had anything gone wrong mechanically we were going to be stuffed. I borrowed a compass (and hat, which wasn't used in the end) from Roy - thanks - and dashed down to the supermarket for food. Wayne also lent me a lighter spray jacket - thanks Wayne, I still have that, BTW. We couldn't borrow a stove from anywhere, but someone suggested we buy one from Narooma. Thanks to Trev and Chris for letting us use their stove and pot to boil some water at the overnight.

As it turned out, everything went well, and the lack of gear wasn't too much of a problem. The only big thing was that I didn't have my camelbak bladder, and Lainie's popped out of where she had strapped it to her bag some time in the first hour, so we both suffered fairly badly from dehydration. We bought a hexamine stove in Narooma, which was lucky, since the stove was one of the things we were asked for at the gear check. The terry towelling hat raised eyebrows from the guy checking our gear, but he let it pass reluctantly.

So it all worked out well in the end, and it is very amusing in hindsight. We had a great time, and went home exhausted but happy. We even scored a couple of mini compasses for my stupidity!

A Winner's Tale

By David Baldwin (Team Baldwin/Sheppard, first overall)

What a hoot! The Polaris is really one of the best events around.

After last year's Friday night soggy mud-wallow camping experience we booked a holiday unit in Narooma for the weekend. Julie and I left Canberra mid-arvo after some last minute spares purchases. I wanted to start with new tyres and tubes. Mal Bennett suggested a spare gear cable wouldn't go astray. Lots of tubes and CO2 cartridges (secret weapon after last year's flats in the last half hour each day).

Got to rego at Dalmeny about 5 and picked up our stuff. Bought an Activent jacket for $99 since a jacket was compulsory and this was the lightest option available - they didn't have a medium so I bought a small figuring it would be lighter! Found the unit in Narooma where Simon and Luis were already busy marking maps. Cooked up a big feed of veg curry and rice and marked maps while we waited for Adrian and Sammy to arrive. Mobile phone came in handy for last minute directions - they got in about 8. Stuffed ourselves then packed bags so some could go to bed while Adrian and I spent a bit more time analysing the map and control locations marking on strategic spot heights, big climbs and optimum routes between controls, finally contacting our maps and getting to bed about 12:30.

6am rise and off to the start by 7:15. Everything sorted out in plenty of time for our 8:20am start. Last minute directions from Huw as we looked to see if any teams from the 8am start would head north along the beach to a few controls up that way. None did, so a few minutes later when we were on our way and at the handout it was no surprise to see pitiful points up that way. There were a bunch of controls near the coast, a few scattered in the forested hills inland, and the hard to get options located on the trig points of Mt Dromedary (800m), Jeffers (550m) and Cadgee (410m). Dromedary was on its own, no easy controls nearby. The 120 points allocated was not worth the effort. The western side of the map was another story. Jeffers with 130, Cadgee with 90 and four controls on the obvious through route worth an average of 30 points each - a total of 340 points available if we were prepared to go the hard yards. We decided on a route down through Narooma picking up a handful of 10 pointers, then a string of 20s and 30s before we hit the big time cherry-picking.

The first couple of 10-pointerss, #4 and #28 went easily, with a steep descent down to the highway, passing the Bourne brothers. There were a few teams pushing bikes up this hill! Gotta wonder... Across the bridge into town for our first novelty control - #5 located on the island in the estuary. The tide was rising and it was a knee-deep wade of over 500m out to it then back again. Luckily we didn't have to take our bikes with us! Up the hill to Casey's Cafe for #6 - another 10 points then around the south side of the inlet for a bit of singletrack riding into a seat by the shore for #13 and 30 points - very scenic and fun riding. Back up the hill and around to the scenic drive down to the next novelty control located on an oyster farm in the middle of an inlet. Canoes supplied, and luckily for us no queue. A bit of paddling while the legs had a rest and #14 at another 20 points, plus the occasional bath for Adrian who was in the firing line of my erratic paddling. Now we made our bee-line for the cherries in the SW of the map. A slightly overgrown trail to a washed out old bridge #23, then a sticky climb up through a logged area. Back onto firm trails again on a ridge top with fine views. I got out of sight ahead of Adrian and took a left turn down towards our next control #21, leaving him with a few minutes of indecision before he caught up with me halfway down the descent. Down to the bridge where we were the first team through. The flag had been stolen apparently, but the marshal made a record of our passing.

Now we were into the "cherry orchard", with still more than half the time for the day remaining. A steady climb led to the first 30 pointer #22 where again we were the first team through. Ridge tracks led to the big bonus 130 points #20 at Jeffers trig. We missed the turn onto Orange Ridge road initially and had to spend five minutes back-tracking. The track now became untrafficked with branches across it and lots of sticks eyeing off our derailleurs. The hard work was a steep, rough climb gaining 200m altitude on to the ridge and then finally the control. 130 points for less than an hour's work! Retracing our path, with our seats dropped, the descent was completely rideable even if a little steep and loose in places. Back onto the main ridge road, our derailleurs having avoided a sticky end, it was all down hill to the next control #31. Along the way Adrian noticed his rear tyre getting a bit soft. I whipped out the CO2 canister and gave it a shot. A minute later we were on our way again - sweet! The next 30 points came up in about 40 minutes, then a fanging descent to the Tuross River ford, passing a glossy black snake who got more of a fright than we did, where we bagged #18 and another 40 points for 25 minutes' work after stopping for a good drink at the river and refilling our bottles. We had an hour to spare to mosey down the scenic valley past rustic homesteads and an over-turned truck to the camp, picking up #16 and another 20 points along the way. We were rather glad there wasn't enough time to attempt the 400m climb to Cadgee trig!

Camp was in a grassy field with a sprinkling of thistles and cowpats - hazards for the unwary. First priority was a good drink then we set up the tent and waited for Sammy and Julie who had started with us. Half an hour went by, then Simon and Luis arrived, just a little late. By this time Adrian and I had been into the river with the crowds for a refreshing dip and caught up with a bunch of people swapping tales. Finally Julie and Sam arrived, 45 minutes late and with Sammy's front rim blown out with a hoop of metal hanging off the side. They'd walked from the last control since her bike was unrideable.

The scores for the day were up and we were surprised to see ourselves with a huge lead on 360 points from Simon and Luis on 305 then daylight on 280 and below. We asked around in vain for a front wheel for Sammy but there was none to be found. I checked with Huw that if one of a "team of teams" didn't finish they would simply score no points allowing the remaining scores to be counted - maybe we would still be in with a chance. At 6pm there was the "Eurobodalla Meander" down-river dash along the shallow sandy river. I was hoping this would be a swim race and Adrian was pleased it was a run, but there were some real sprinters in the field and he was well off the pace. Time for dinner, and every second stove in the place seemed to be cooking up pasta with pesto. As darkness fell so too did the rain with everyone scurrying for cover.

By 6am a steady murmur of stirring campers emerged for the second day of activity. Wet tents were shaken and packed while we breakfasted on mother earth bars. By 8am we were ready for our start and watched the first starters of the day head up and down the road. Our turn came and we were off to the handout. Points were much the same as Saturday, with the big points on Dromedary and Jeffers knocked out. Cadgee trig was still 80 points and with 20 on the way and 40 at its foot our initial route for the day was set.

We headed off up the valley, passing a number of teams picking up #16 before heading back towards the coast. After the bridge the numbers thinned substantially. One team tried to hook on as we passed them puzzling over their maps at an intersection. Down through Cadgee village and onto the steady climb we unloaded them in the first couple of kilometers so they wouldn't see which turnoff we took. Left into Gardiners Rd which had been recently graded and was smooth as silk. The occasional sharp pinch made us work a bit but we were soon at the corner of the track below the trig. Off our bikes we lugged them up the steep slope to the top for a hefty 80 points. A short bush bash took us through to the track for an exciting steep descent which gradually backed off and 25 minutes later we had another 40 points in the bag. Retracing the previous day's route we climbed back to #31 for another 30 points - 170 so far with more than half the time left. Time to get the cherries back home though before they start going off. Our route led us past a control, but along the way Adrian flatted. No obvious cause, and the CO2 canister again saved us a heap of time. Shortly afterwards though he pinch-flatted on a rough descent. This time I made sure the tyre was rock-hard, putting in a full cartridge plus the remnants of the previous one. A long descent led us back to #21 and another 20 points. As we filled our bottles at the creek, Simon and Luis appeared - they had gained 20 mins on us! We scampered off up the hill. We now had a dilemma - a long ride to head back to near the finish and see what we could pick up in the time remaining, or spend a little more time going back through #23 for 20 points and see what time was left. Greed won out, and we were soon descending to the old bridge again, this time a well-worn track to follow.

With just under an hour remaining we looked in good shape to pick up one or two more controls, so we headed out to the scenic drive again. Just before we met it I noticed my rear derailleur had stopped shifting. Adrian could see the broken cable, so I stopped and we considered our options. I had a spare gear cable and didn't relish the option of trying to get home on the 11-tooth cog at the back - there was still a 200m climb to come! I set to work unthreading the cable while Adrian worked out how to get the old one out of the shifter, then we laboriously threaded the new one in through all the housings and finally clamped it into place. It shifted passably well, with the biggest cog at the back easily reached. On our way again, we knew it would now be a sprint to the line. As we reached the top of the climb up Box Cutting Rd our five hours clocked over. We needed to pick up a link track from the road we were on down to the highway and the Dalmeny Rd. If it was overgrown or covered in fallen trees we would be in trouble. The track appeared and a newly-worn single track along a partly overgrown old fire track. There were only a couple of significant obstacles before we finally hit the highway and time-trialled for the finish, passing within a few hundred metres of two controls along the way. We finished 13 minutes late, only just starting to reach serious cherry-wastage, losing 25 points in penalties.

We now had a nail-biting wait to see if Simon and Luis would capitalise on their 20 minute advantage and pick up another 30 points or more since we'd last seen them and match our score. Fortunately for us they lost the plot a bit, only managing to score another 10 points which they then lost finishing 10 minutes late. Between our two teams though we still managed to clean up the "team of teams" category and win 6 Activent jackets which will come in handy for morning rides as the Canberra weather cools into winter. For our win we picked up a nice new two-person tent and a wrist compass/watch, as well as getting to keep the beautiful trophy for a year.

Afterwards we headed back to our unit for a clean up and big dinner then an early night. The next morning the rain had set in so plans to climb Dromedary were shelved and we headed up to Caseys Cafe again for breakfast then did a craft crawl through the shops of Central Tilba and Bungendore with fish and chips in Batemans Bay for lunch.

Vet treatment

By Roger Bourne (Team Bourne/Bourne, fifth overall, first Vets)

Well as usual I managed to miss meeting anybody from mtb-oz (apart from a fleeting glimpse of Jaymz arriving in camp a wee bit late) [MTB-OZ is sort of on-line MTB club centered around a mailing list run by Cyclingnews tech ed John Stevenson - Ed]. I'm not absolutely convinced that the rest of them really exist.

For what its worth here's my Polaris adventure/debacle: (A few control numbers missing, and tenses wandering all over the place).

I had reasonable expectations of this venue in terms of how we'd go (I'm talking competition here, no nancy pancy toodle to the cake shop, then the lookout for a bit of daydreaming, then off to camp two hours early). Lots and lots of tracks (most of which were likely to have disappeared) meant a definite advantage for navigators over thugs. This suspicion was confirmed by a quick recce of the area on the way in on Friday afternoon. Unfortunately I forgot that a Ford Festiva is not in any way similar to a 4x4 and went within a casuarina needle of getting high centred on a waterbar a few kilometers from the event center. Nor is the front spoiler much use as a 'dozer blade. Expensive takeaway chow mein from the Sun Palace was inedible and I slept about one hour. One old bagel for breakfast and a few mouthfuls of coffee from campground "espresso" van. Coffee only suitable for waking bowels.

8:10 start on Saturday and we quickly decided to rip down to Narooma via 40 points ( #4, #30, #28), out to the island (#5) before the tide got up, past the cafe, and round to "The Seat" #13, the approximate location of which we'd checked the night before. Things came a bit unstuck here as neither the seat nor control flag was in evidence. Nor was the bunch of riders who'd left the cafe just before us. At this point I decided to check the grid reference and found I had marked the control 2km too far to the east. Stick to original plan (despite 30 point deficit) and go back through Narooma and NW to lookout (#21). Approach road ends at someone's front gate. Barge in anyway, right through yard, nobody home. Over garden fence, past chooks and ducks, dog out too thank christ. Old track just visible through scunge at end of paddock. Push and granny up scree for a kilometer or so to the lookout. Not feeling the best and still five hours to go.

Headed for the 40 point creek junction - the usual Polaris fiasco of teams dragging bikes to places where there is no need or sense in taking a bike. Nice rainforest gully with hanging vines chopped to shreds by chainwheels and banks caved in by people stumbling around with bikes. Still, 40 points is not to be scoffed at. Grind back the way we came and slump down for a status report. Feeling very much like 20km a week on the road for the last couple of months is inadequate training for Polaris. I realise we are almost at the NE corner of the map and my plan to visit the trig at the SW corner of the map has become insane. The alternatives are to go across the top of the map (several big hills) or west past the camp site via good roads and a sick climb: 350m up to Cadgee trig. We opt for the latter with the hill north of camp thrown in.

A nice cruise way down to the river, through another farm garden, wade across the river and try to find the track up the ridge. The going is slow and hot and the only rough track leads to another farm house. I persuade my brother to abandon the control we were targetting, recross the river and head via #16 for the trig. I don't tell him, but the way I'm feeling I have serious doubts about whether I will be able to get up the hill at all. The camp site is a few hundred metres away and I feel like being at home with my fighting daughters would have been a lot more fun than this. The next three hours is not going to be in any way pleasant, but if we don't get up to the trig then our score will be useless. After getting zapped through the glove on the electric fence (sweat is a great conductor) we wade back across the river again and spend 15 minutes traveling 30m through head high bracken to the road.

A few kilometers of flat leads to the hill which starts with a kilometer of 55 degree scalding humid sunshine and no shade at all. We are having a lot of trouble climbing the hill faster than the tu-tu'ed ballerinas (or are they fairies?). Then the serious hills start and its pushing time for me. With the few remaining functional brain cells I fumble out a power gel and abandon the thought of returning to camp via the 40 pointer at the ford. When we get within 100m of the trig I'm too tired to drag my bike to the top through the scrub so have descend about 50m to the track junction and grovel back up to the top via the track.

We arrive at camp 15 minutes early and the night passes in a daze of cup-a-soups and VBs. I was not so rooted that I omitted to get the beta on who went where during the day and what the riding was like. 230 points puts us first in the veterans, but only by a single frightening point due to the other team being one minute late. We look at their route choice which includes a trip up the Dromedary and decide they are insane, and also probably totally wiped out from their day's climbing. In other words, they are not a threat if we have a half decent ride on Sunday.

Sunday. We have a plan: get out of the hills ASAP and gobble up low pointers along the flat coast line. The points are conducive so we bolt south to #21, grind 200m up to the ridge and get a pleasant surprise to find a fast trip down to the old bridge (#11). The next surprise is the lack of hills out to the canoe ride (#14). Unfortunately, our canoe has a Woolworths trolley wheel underneath and we zig zag about 200m to get to the flag 100m offshore. Just as I grab the punch the wind blows the canoe away and the punch rips off in my hand. It takes a couple of minutes to paddle back to the flag and a couple more to tie the punch on again in a way that the next team will feel responsible for its falling off.

We shoot up to #12 then down via the bitumen and a little extra climb to #13. Time is running low so the controls to the south of Narooma are abandoned. Back past the cafe in Narooma and don't bother wading out to the island (#5) as the tide is high and we're moving on... and we're gunna be your number 1. All the crap rises to the surface of your brain when you are tired. A quick walk up the hill to #28, then #4, and we think we've got plenty of time so pop over for an extra 10 points at #30??? before we hit the highway and cruise up to knock off #1, #2, and #3 which we are reliably informed takes only 38 minutes and we have 50 minutes to spare. On the way to #3 we realize we have not been reliably informed. What looked like an optional cruise down the beach to the finish is no longer optional. It's the only plausible way of getting back on time and we have no idea how rideable the sand will be. We race through #1 and find with horror at #2 that the beach is covered in rocks. Fortunately the rocks don't extend far south and we hit the sand and sink in. Ahead there are plenty of teams but most of them are walking. Ten minutes and 1.5km to go. You cannot ride that fast in the granny. The last resort is to let the tyres down. To my surprise this makes a huge difference and we wind it up to 15km/hr. The final bonus is that despite the tide the bridge is not necessary, we just roll across the mouth of the creek, scramble up the bank, and hop back in the saddle to ride the last ten metres through the finish with 90 seconds to spare. We obligingly explode our kit all over the corral for the marshal who wants to count the number of bristles in our tooth brushes. All in all, an excellent day's ride with no stuff ups and no major energy deficits. There's no way the other vet team will get anywhere near our score of 180.

A couple of hours later we are told we have won by one point. "Nagh, that was yesterday we say". But its true, the smelly old bastards have also got 180. At goodies time we are even more shocked to find they look older then us. Next year will not be relaxing.

 

Results

Overall
 
  Team                      No  Category        

1 Baldwin/Sheppard          71   Men        545 pts
2 Tilley/Severino           131  Men        515
3 Tavener-Smith/Wilyman     123  Men        480
4 Gibbs/Hart                104  Men        420
5 Bourne/Bourne             52   Vets       410
6 Hill/Waring               58   Vets       409
7 Hunt/Freeman              118  Men        405
8 Ylinen/Scotford           83   Men        402
9 Turnbull/Davies           234  Men        400
10 McKie/Cutri              55   Men        390
11 Lee/Sydenham             61   Men        381
12 Bisa/Carpenter           27   Men        380
13 Uhlmann/Uhlmann          2    Men        380
14 Bowtell/Wood             12   Mixed      380
15 Morgan/Morgan            137  Men        370
16 Sutherland/Pike          36   Men        370
17 Coates/Hailstone         18   Men        367
18 Wentzel/Christie         191  Men        357
19 Duncan/Franck            126  Men        350
20 Mcintyre/Camm            1    Women      350
21 Binks/Dee                110  Men        345
22 O'Brien/Jeffs            102  Mixed      345
23 Begbie/Watts             224  Men        340
24 Liver/Lambkin            168  Men        330
25 Simionato/Simionato      94   Super-vets 330
26 Beggs/Larkin             8    Men        330
27 Barrow/Davis             42   Men        330
28 Morrell/Wiencke          136  Vets       330
29 Meuronen/Bontjer         135  Men        330
30 Griffith/Watson          98   Vets       322
31 Grabovszky/Klein         4    Men        320
32 Morton/Robinson          226  Mixed      320
33 Trail/Mee                229  Men        315
34 Hawke/Garrad             186  Men        310
35 Mortensen/Davidson       184  Men        310
36 McKinnon-Matthews/Pope   33   Mixed      300
37 Haynes/Behrens           60   Vets       300
38 Carden/Page              159  Men        300
39 Brown/Childs             122  Men        300
40 Griffiths/Broughton      114  Vets       300
41 Auton/Gomez              171  Men        300
42 Bowman/Paterson          225  Men        289
43 Trew/Proudfoot           100  Men        280
44 Standen/Standen          146  Vets       280
45 Perry/Davis              69   Men        280
46 Davies/Smart             63   Vets       280
47 Jallard/Robinson         21   Men        280
48 Alderton/Phillips        153  Men        280
49 Simionato/Maher          155  Women      280
50 Liden/Lindqvist          99   Vets       270
51 Strong/Brown             157  Vets       270
52 Trevallion/Grelck        89   Men        270
53 Townsend/Fredericks      148  Men        270
54 Bayfield/McCloy          79   Vets       270
55 Morris/Grimmer           151  Men        270
56 England/Callinan         62   Women      270
57 Mawkes/Hansen            29   Men        270
58 Stephens/Beltrame        75   Men        260
59 Rooney/Houghton          243  Mixed      260
60 Martin/Simons            140  Men        260
61 Forbes/Wilson            232  Vets       260
62 Lahodny/Evans            176  Women      260
63 Garrod/Thompson          51   Men        260
64 May/Davies               92   Men        260
65 Brittle/Gamble           130  Men        258
66 Board/Dwight             40   Men        250
67 Anderson/Hinshelwood     185  Men        250
68 Fitzgerald/Hannan        138  Men        250
69 Thompson/Baber           117  Men        242
70 Russell/Clement          7    Men        240
71 O'Brien/O'Brien          74   Men        240
72 Prosser/Prosser          246  Men        240
73 Adams/Lane               39   Men        240
74 McHugh/Barlow            233  Men        240
75 Main/Cyrus-Main          41   Mixed      240
76 Marshman/Marshman        154  U21        240
77 Gors/McBain              244  Men        240
78 Balster/Balster          47   Men        230
79 Clout/Beardslee          187  Mixed      230
80 Wainwright/Morris        109  Men        230
81 Laing/Oswald-Sealy       70   Mixed      230
82 Bagge/Broder             202  Mixed      230
83 Bye/Bye                  240  Men        230
84 Borness/Whybrow          50   Vets       230
85 Singleton/Acheson        239  Men        230
86 McNee/Caldwell           19   Vets       230
87 Blake/Cullen             26   Men        223
88 Williams/Scown           6    Super-vets 220
89 Weiss/Owen               77   Mixed      220
90 Wardrop/Shimell          129  Mixed      220
91 Carritt/Lowres           72   Women      220
92 Ray/Lane                 128  Men        220
93 Harris/Harris            182  Men        220
94 Lawlor/Moon              115  Vets       220
95 Hayes/Wilkinson          120  Men        220
96 Ellis/Whitelaw           14   Men        218
97 Hoye/Hoye                236  U21        213
98 Gascoyne/Mckenny         84   Men        210
99 Cowey/Eden               173  Men        210
100 Creighton/Arnott        167  Women      210
101 Brulisauer/Hovermann    160  Men        210
102 McIntyre/Carling        201  Men        210
103 Newman/Bragg            38   Men        210
104 McNeice/Shailer         78   Men        210
105 Wallace/Dale            214  Men        210
106 Boer/Smith              230  Mixed      210
107 Searle/Searle           96   Men        210
108 Mcnamara/Mcnamara       17   Mixed      210
109 Davidson/Nicholson      190  Men        210
110 Cooper/Cooper           57   Mixed      210
111 Everitt/Uren            106  Men        210
112 Boothby/Bakker          206  Men        201
113 Orellano/Orellana       101  Men        200
114 Worboys/Gonsalves       22   Men        200
115 Hoye/Roth               235  U21        200
116 Bobbin/Johnston         125  Vets       200
117 Vrlic/Wallace           37   Women      200
118 Mackenzie/Bent          34   Women      200
119 Monteban/Stuckey        238  Men        200
120 Carpenter/Champion      54   Men        200
121 Good/Jenkins            156  Vets       200
122 Maslen/Wade             25   Women      191
123 Rawlinson/Smith         48   Men        190
124 Stephens/Westbury       174  Women      190
125 Avery/Sutton            192  Mixed      190
126 Suckling/Suckling       59   Men        190
127 Pound/Selwyn            97   Mixed      185
128 Loudon/Jerram           205  Mixed      180
129 Furlonger/Piazza        194  Men        180
130 Joss/Button             142  Mixed      180
131 Collier/Ho              111  Men        180
132 Kee/Kee                 196  Mixed      180
133 Wilson/Prowse           227  Men        180
134 Lahiff/Caddis           11   Men        180
135 Flaherty/Busch          149  Women      180
136 Lenehan/Lenehan         20   Men        180
137 Langsam/Linton          189  Men        170
138 Hobden/Winkler          46   Men        170
139 Radford/Selby           9    Mixed      170
140 Roberts/Edwards         210  Mixed      170
141 Henry/Fenech            143  Vets       170
142 Bernyk/Paull            76   Men        170
143 Ervin/Weidlich          198  Mixed      170
144 Savage/Prendergast      145  Mixed      170
145 Hendy/Pickering         216  Vets       170
146 Scott/Rimes             211  Men        168
147 Yorke/Kirkpatrick-Jones 177  Men        160
148 Squires/Shearer         141  Men        160
149 Skyrm/Skyrm             221  Men        160
150 Gregg/Foster            49   Vets       160
151 Easton/Catterall        162  U21        160
152 Ford/McDonald           175  Vets       160
153 McGuinness/Carter       93   Men        160
154 Reynolds/White          13   Mixed      160
155 Collins/Davies          200  Vets       160
156 Cook/Lawton             68   Men        150
157 Chiam/Brown-Sarre       209  Mixed      150
158 Hoye/Thornhill          218  U21        150
159 Mutimer/Hurley          108  Men        150
160 Sumner/Flick            112  Men        150
161 Earls/O'Young           66   Men        145
162 Hallot/Hallot           53   Mixed      140
163 Godyn/Dowd              169  Men        140
164 Gutherson/Chesworth     166  Mixed      140
165 Vote/Mackley            121  Vets       140
166 Summersgill/Filan       132  Women      140
167 Lloyd/Cleife            228  Mixed      140
168 Miles/Turner            183  Men        140
169 Bramma/Beck             44   Mixed      140
170 Paull/Paull             16   Men        140
171 Dark/Budd               134  Men        130
172 Francis/Lockley         87   Men        130
173 Holmik/Penson           91   Men        130
174 Rengger/Vella           90   Mixed      130
175 Dale/McManus            215  Mixed      130
176 Kaminski/Powell         213  Men        130
177 Hunter/Brown            32   Mixed      120
178 Roberts/Loveday         28   Vets       120
179 Nettle/Williams         245  Mixed      120
180 Ervin/Ervin             133  Super-vets 120
181 Easton/Heuchan          163  Super-vets 120
182 Warren/Warren           73   Men        120
183 Russell/Robin           139  Women      120
184 Donnan/McNulty          144  Men        120
185 Minter/King             43   Men        110
186 Cranston/Cranston       95   Men        110
187 Blackwell/Roskell       113  Men        110
188 Wright/Straney          219  Men        110
189 Mills/Suneson           237  Mixed      110
190 Greaves/Fisher          181  Women      100
191 Joy/Hately              3    Men         90
192 Weaver/Arnot            204  Women       90
193 Mulquiney/Sack          107  Mixed       90
194 Jones/Foster            217  Super-vets  90
195 Baalbergen/Acterstraat  212  Women       89
196 Szczerbanik/Wilson      165  Men         80
197 Noakes/Linwood          10   Men         80
198 Torres/Torres           65   Men         70
199 Goddard/Worsfold        35   Men         70
200 Helyar/Ervin            105  Men         70
201 Barker/Clydesdale       207  Men         70
202 Boyle/Boyle             88   Mixed       70
203 Woldhuis/Woldhuis       119  Mixed       70
204 Podmore/Vandemolen      23   Vets        62
205 Dodds/Winkler           203  Mixed       60
206 Donnelly/Donnelly       103  Men         60
207 Briggs/Wyer             231  Men         60
208 Marshman/Vandyke        170  Vets        60
209 Birkin/Kidman           5    Men         60
210 Butler/Shields          31   Men         50
211 Melbourne/Simonetto     64   Men         50
212 Akers/Jenkins           172  Men         50
213 Ray/Thompson            67   Vets        50
214 Winter/Winter           195  Men         40
215 Paroissien/Cramphorn    30   Mixed       40
216 Bosch/Bosch             15   Vets        40
217 Durran/Williamson       188  Men         40
218 Holley/Brown            147  Men         30
219 Burgess/Herborn         86   Men         30
220 Krawiarz/Corona         178  Men         30
221 Glasgow/Hudson          124  Men         30
222 Prineas/Lange           152  Men         20
223 Dagher/Loane            208  Men          0
224 Ries/Wales              179  Men          0