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89th Tour de France - Grand Tour
France, July 6-28, 2002
2002 Tour de France journals
A Podium Girl Gone Bad
Nationality: USA
For the duration of the Tour de France Podium Girl Gone Bad will be bringing us a unique slant on the world's biggest annual sporting event.
Luscious, sexy black lingerie
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Well, zee little bird tells me that you have been missing hearing from me, and now I must tell you zee truth. Podium Girl has been being bad in Lourdes, and got caught! So, I must be punished, yes? It was not fair - they took away the thing most dear to me! Don't panic - it was my Internet connection.
What happened, you want to know. Well, I was walking up and down the streets of Lourdes, hard at work - on my reports, of course. In the zillions of little shops and storefronts, I saw all the things to buy for the faithful, the devout believers who make the pilgrimages. But then, before my beautiful Podium Eyes, a miracle appeared to me! I swear it is true, and I send you this picture to prove it. There, in a little shop, was a vision of luscious, lush, sexy black lingerie. Mon Dieu, I nearly fell to the sidewalk in ecstasy - I rushed into zee little shop and indulged in an orgy of trying on zee sexy lingerie. Oh, did I buy!
What? Is this so bad, you ask? Well, my dearies, I very proudly and innocently put it on beneath my little pale yellow suit. Alors - zee black lace showed thru in all zee wrong places - I was a disgrace to The Podium Code. I was punished.
Until later,
PGGB
